Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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