at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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