Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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