Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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