So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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