I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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