I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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