But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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