Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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as a side note pls kill me
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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