Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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