But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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