were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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