Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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