Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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