Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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