I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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