i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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