I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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