I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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