VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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