yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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