im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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