It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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