He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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