You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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