HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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