Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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