Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
two words...techno handjob
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it