No, you can still breathe under the balls.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together