her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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