Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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