I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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