There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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