So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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