She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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