I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Randomize