Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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