did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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