I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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