He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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