PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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