Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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