Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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