My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Randomize
