we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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