i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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