Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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