I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
There are leaves in my underwear?
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