Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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