Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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