my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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