we're blogging at a bar
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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