No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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