I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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