Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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