I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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