but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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