i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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