Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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