Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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